ouch! uh! ah! erh! argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rse cm nk maki2 sape2 nk kene maki call ak skrg!!!
slalu d lyn seperti sampah.
"ok!! ko kertas dok cni,xleh cmpur ngn tin n plastic.
always juz the plan B.

nape ak bitching ni.
emosi plak kn,man u kalah ke mlm ni?
kompem!!

it's juz unmotherfuckinghealable
bodo la entri ni.

The Desperate Houseboys

Once upon a time, we were close share all most everything.
The laughs and most of it were the cries.
Suddenly everything change, don't have a single idea whats going on.Things totally change.
Kinda missed those days where i used to be the person that you would call and tell me everything about.
About boys that keep bugging you and all. How desperate and horny they sound,we used to laugh at that.
Your laugh,the way you care,the way u talk, even the way you answering your phone.Damn i miss them a lot.
Maybe i'm not that good in bed,maybe i'm a control freak, maybe my ego, maybe my i should move on.
Now i've become the boys,sound desperate and horny.xD
I just wish......................

the 1st date for dummies

Selamat Hari Raye,MZ&B

Berbekalkn rendang,ayam percik dan sedikit kueh raye utk joji yg sebok nyusahkn mak aku masak utk die, aku pulang ke perlis dgn berat hati..haiz..sampi2 cni direct demam,lembik ak 3 hari dem..
smlm ade tourney takraw, ade sorg bdak yg slalu men ngn ak ptg ajk ak msk team die tp ak ngn kerek ckp xmo...hahaha ( padehal takut kene libas time tourney nnt,aku bkn power pn die nk gk ajk amende tah die tu tp ade gk yg lagi ayam dr ak msk.Lps ni mst die sedar diri n train harder. hahahaha)


For Dummies:
Klakar, rse nk kutuk2, nk pijak2 kepale die,simpati pn ade kat membe ak ni.Die ade kuar date ngn sum1 ni,die minat kat bdak tu die ckp suke perangai bdak tu apela igt kn die kat sum1 from die ny past la apela.aku dgr jela membe nk luah kn perasaan kn..hahaha.Diorg g Kfc mlm tu tp membe ak jem,bdak tu bwak membe plak die igt kn sorg..hahaha. Then bdak tu propose nk tong2 duit beli 1 bucket kot aku rse.Memandangkn kekurangan badget n plus sorg kwn die ni,membe ak pn say ok!!. Dlm Kfc tu ade sorg siamese dukung baby, bdak ni wat2 penyayang g la dukung baby tu.Membe ak dok la borak2 ngn mama baby tu.Then die punye sengal,dgn IQ die yg hampir zero ni die bly ckap ' Act ktorg nk baby tp xde mse nk buat,kteorg sgt bz ( ketorg= membe ak+bdak ni) ' . bangang x rse2 ny cmtu??? hahahha. tp bdak tu xdgr die ckp time tu,so ok la kn. Membe ak ni kdg2 ckp xpki otak, men suke ati die je. Die ade terlepas ckp kat bdak tu sumthng mcm tunjuk sgt die ni nk jd more than just fren.Bdak tu respon direct r/ship between diorg ni xleh lbey dr fren.Xrse nk bnh diri ke cmtu??.Wahaha..Then diorg borak2 la dlu b4 blk blik masing2, bnd paling bangang yg xpenah d buat org berlaku.Membe aku ni gi bgtau bnd yg die borak2 ngn mama siam kat Kfc,about the baby making thing.Xke bangang tahap dewe tu.aku tny nape ko ckp cmtu, ' aku sje buat joke je, die nmpk mcm openminded'. Then bdak tu direct ajk membe die blk..hahahaha. Dgn no fon pn xde,emel pe lancau pn membe ak ni xsempat nk mintak.Lupe nk mention, die bru knl bdak tu ptg ny,dan2 trs die minatkn..hahaha.

Kat blik die nyesal,terbangang sorg2 pk nape die buat cmtu...hahahaha.cite kat aku lak tu mmg silap la,mmg ak kutuk kaw2 la..hahahaha.Siap tny ak kalo ko 1st date ape ko wat cheng.hahaha.
Aku ckp kat die ( aku pn jarang nk 1st-1st date ni tp dr experience la)..1stly ak akan blanje la date ak tu sbb cm xgentlemen je kalo xblnje (kalo xde duit ak xajk die kuar hahahaha), ckp2 bnd bodo cm making baby tu xkn la, wat bese2 je xyah nk tjk sgt ko syok kat die ( konon2 la cm jual mahal cket hahaha) then mst msg 'i had a great time td' hahaha geli jek..Then pelan2 cucuk2 jarum n at the rite moment ckp la intention ko yg sbnrny,kalo die ok dpt la ko gf kalo x bujang la ko smpi tu.Cm ak rse skrg...hahahah

Membe ak ni xpuas ati siap search articles about 1st date,ade 1 article ni title 'things u don wanna do on 1st date'.Ade lima xsilap ak,yg bes membe ak ni buat 4 drpd 5 tu.Yg die xwat tu involve alcohol ke cmtu,lgsg die jem.Siap ckp cmni' Da byk kalo bnd ni jd kat aku, terlepas peluang la, slip of tongue la apela, jokes aku wat die unconfortable ngn aku la ( yela jokes ko nk involve pervert stuff kn mmg la jd cmtu)' hahaha. Pastu die jmp plak article 'how to recover from bad 1st date',aku mls nk lyn da then ak ckp g bnh diri la weh..hahahha

ngantok nk tdo....zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

birthday sex lolx (stupid song)

ok!!!!! waktu tido aku xmenentu da...walaupun keletihan bermain futsal mlm td still xdpt tdo..mlm td best men court official,gle besar mati aku berlari...sblom men td jmp lak eng tmpt aku prac dlu,farah..die kne transfer g cni lak..pastu ade ke die ckp aku dtg futsal nk dating gle ke,sbb die tgk aku pki jeans bagai2(bru blk test kot)..die pn men futsal gk. ngn bape2 kengkwan die..wahahaha..then aku terpndang sorg minah ni dlm group die,die tgk aku pelik je,timbul tanda tny dlm otak aku,sgt hensem atau sgt xkacak aku ni?? tp aku cm bese la wat2 kacak je la..hahha tp die pn sgt cute shit,pki tudung lg pastu mke ayu muslimah je dem!!!(leh wat bini ni aku ckp hehehe tp nk ke org bertudung ni ngn aku @@)...act td da lelap,then dpt call...wtf!!!!2 3 hari ni PGL ni dok call aku 4 5 kali sehari,kat opis,blk keje,mlm2 cket b4 tdo,die xde bnd nk wat je mst die call...wahahahah..tp rse cm bes lak..hahaha..yg bes tu die ckp aku da berubah,da x mcm dlu da..makin baek die ckp,da xnakal..haha..amende tah,aku rse sme je..aku pn xtau knp,maybe sbb die bru break ngn bf die kot..sume cmtu time ade prob ngn bf bru nk cari aku,igt aku pe caunselor ????kene pukul la,dlempang2,sepak telanjang la,break bf xbyr duit yg die pinjam la..aku lak nk kene pk kat korg kn 'F'...hahaha..act aku xkesah pn,juz kadang2 ble aku dgr cite2 cmni wat aku pk 'adakah perempuan ni amat mudah untuk di buat ske suka hati'..da gado teruk2 nnt last2 baek blk ngn bf diorg2 ni..wtf!! korg xde otak ke???even blum kawen lg die da wat cmtu,esk2 da kawen ntah ape jd..setakat ni aku xpenah lg sepak penerajang pompan sbb aku xsmpi ati, harap2 aku xbuat la..(note: pompan adelah mahkluk yg tuhan cipta kpd kaum adam sbgi tempat bermanja,dimanja dan dibelai ok!!!! xD) wahahaha...xgentlemen la aku rse hit pompan ni,apela yg diorg ni pk..nasehat aku sng je,aku soh diorg blah je pegi ke pangkuan aku(amek kesempatan!! hahahaha) tp nnt ayat yg sme aku akan kuar 'u ckp senang la,its complicated u tau x'..kalo da cmtu aku mmg xleh nk ckp pe da setakat dgr je la keluhan ati korg...mmg time2 cmni diorg ni bru nk igt kat aku, rse cm peti aduan lak..dem!!..kene mntak service charge ni,diorg igt free ke aku nk dgr diorg2 ni melalak2,sedey2 (korg sedey aku pn sedey tau x T_T) hahaha...korg2 ni da besar panjang da kawen2 da pn hehehehe...pndi2 la pk sdri mne baek mne buruk..aku hanya la 'peti aduan'..xD


try2 nk lelap td tetibe terigt adek2 aku kat umh,then aku try la kire da brp..
kucing2 paria kat umh aku act..hahaha
1.titam (used to be my fav tp da xcantik skrg n da xreti dok umh)

2.kiki (used to be my fav gak mse die kecik2,skrg die kerek ngn aku F..nk mkn bru nk baek2 keji)

3.lala ( adik beradik ngn kiki,xcantik sgt tp die ske tdo ngn aku)

4.joey (mama ny fav tp kuat memancut wtf,ni ketua clan xde org leh kaco die hahaha)

5.ningning (paling penakut,xreti nk bermanja2 ngn org..ur lost xD..

6.ciko (all black n gay xD)

7.todtod (all balck gk n sgt ske nk mngawan wtf u ni!!!!!)

8.baby ( my fav!!! aku jmp die kat dpn umh mse tu ujan lebat..sgt kecik n basah kuyup kesian lak aku tgk cm nk mati da,aku bwk msk umh alhamdulillah die da sehat skrg n menjadi kegilaan kucing2 kat umh aku terutama ny titam hahah)

9.then ade lg 2 eko yg di buang kat umh aku,aku kasi name putih n cicak..

total up,10 ekor sume ny..rmi2 adek2 aku..hahaha..td tgk kat fb ade pic boboy tp aku da xjmp die ni..mne tah die gi..tah mati ke idup..boboy si kucing gle,attacking mode setiap mase..bukak2 mate die trs attack org..hahaha sewel tol...


dari cite psl sepak2 telanjang trs cite psl kcing lak,xde kaitan lgsg..hahaha
mateku semakin mngecil apabila matahari smakin tegak!!!! sgt pedih!!!sgt pedih!!!!
tetibe aku rindu kat umh kimak!!!! act. mama the best mum in this whole wide world..hope die x dissapointed give birth kat hensem good looking son yg mls nk blaja ni..haiz..aku kdg2 rse sedey gk wat die cmni..tp nk wat cmne,terlanjur perahu bley undur mls blaja ko extend la...hahaha fuck!!!!

arini xde air dr kol9 smpi kol 12 tghmlm kang,amek ko!!! kompem bau hapak jap lg ni..hahaha
kepada kwn2 yg nk dtg ke istana hinggap ni nnt pasti kn korg bwk mknn mak korg msak,aku nk rse lps ni xdpt da nk rse weh..hehehe..aku da pening pale cmne ni arrange umh ni supaye leh muat mahkluk2 rmi2 ni..korg g tdo siam je la!!!!!!! xD

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5.54a.m n still cant sleep+lapar...

da 2 hari kat perlis...
brg2 sume lom kemas lg,tp pc da setup tu yg plg penting..hahaha
g men futsal td kol11,penat2 (hasil mkn tdo-mkn tdo slme 2 bulan kat umh)...score 4 gol debut season ni..hahaha
pagi2 ni terigt lak kat umh,slalu ade je bnd nk mkn tp kat cni yg ade ni air kosong je... T_T
ade budu ke sambal tempoyak ngn ikan goreng pn jadi ni,lapar btol ni...ish...sedap2..hahaha
1st time lps 4 thn kat cni aku rse cm nk blk umh,nape ek??semcm ni...ish
2bln kat umh ni mcm jadi,sum r gud,sum makes me feel guilty,worthy, selfish, stupid n rse cm aku ni keji gle..
1stly im so sorry, aku xtau nk reply pe mse tu n even skrg pn aku xtau nk ckp pe kat die...rse cm kene push,aku xleh la rushing2 ni..shud juz take it slow n easy,the word cant just simply come out or it will be just a word nothing more..lme gk aku pk bende ni,rse bersalah,heartless sume ade ni tp bkn bley buat2 feeling ni nnt unfair kat die lak...she's a great girl,cantik,smart nothing is wrong wif her tp aku ni yg da xbtol kot..die tulis mcm2 bnd baek kat blog psl aku n dat nite,aku lak tulis cmni..kejam2!!!! tp mlm tu sonok gk lagi2 lps bape lme x jmp kn mkn tahun gk la,igt2 blk cite2 time bdak2 dlu..haha..sorry is the only word dat cross my mind rite now,juz focus on ur stdy n make me proud n i knw u'll do..seriously aku xde niat pn nk wat die cmni..

2ndly,cuti ni cm all the old sweet memories are brought back to life..hahaha..jmp lak crush lme time skola dlu..yg wat aku sonok g skola n xnk serong..hahaha..klakar je igt2 blk..n hasil ny aku dpt 7A pmr..tq2..hahaha..tp xdpt2 aku couple ngn die time skola dlu..mst ade org msk line dlu,sampah gle ko cheng oi!!!! xD mmg ade curse ni melekat kat aku,mmg gf org gk aku cr kn..smpi la skrg ni ha,padehal pompan cm lg rmi je dr laki kat dunia ni...jgn esk2 ko kawen ngn bini org da la cheng oi,tp kalo rozita che wan ehem2..hahaha...xpe,buy 1 ade free gift..lolx

comfy oi!!!!ape nk jd ngn kte ni..kte special case ek??ahahah..rindu gk kat ko kdg weh!!!! fuck lak ai..hahaha..mmg nasib aku ke ape ni jd 'special' je dr dlu...dem..hahaha..gle lme xjmp,7 thn kot..naseb baek die lom kawen lg...hahahah

ade bnd pelik jd cuti ni,slalu aku ade g jmp my other 'special' setiap sem xpenah miss aku igt tp cuti aritu x..hmm..lps ni xde cuti sem da last sem ni kot,insyallah...hahaaha WTF xkn tmbh lg 1 sem,xmo2..lolx..

dah2 nk g mnd...LAPAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TomTomBak...Jom Menari...Jom Menyanyi...

helo abg...
helo...acu eh?acu ble blk? (aku gelak..haha)
abg mkn da?
da td..
mnd da?
da 2x kali da..
apsl?..
td abg men kotor pastu kene mnd lg..
acu,nk tau x?
pe?
atok kasi abg hp
nnt bley la abg call acu
hp yg dlu2 2,mse atuk askar 2 tp da rosak da cu (nada sedey,aku mls nk lyn tukar topic kag die mntk lak hp kat aku duit da xde ni)
mama ngn atok watpe?
tgh msk..
msk pe?
xtau..
abg accident eh?
aah cu kat umh wan saodah..
dr cucuk besi kat kepale abg,sakit cu..(wakakaka besi mende lak ni,aku lyn je die dlu)
abg jatuh basikal ke?
x..(die pn mule bercerita dgn smgt) mse tu kan,kat umh wan saodah abg g ngaji..abg men ngn najidad kat luar(najidad??bes fren die kot) pastu abg tersepak batu terjatuh..kepale abg kene kat kete..sakit cu (sore sedey..pdn mke ko,sape soh xreti dok diam...hahaha) ,byk darah kuar..
sape bwk g klinik?
atuk..
g skolah x?
x,bes dok umh cu...(pndi ponteng??)
da pekse?
da...
dpt pe?
dpt A cu...(dgn suare kerek..cis)
tipu...
btol cu,xcaye tny mama..
ape yg A?
English..(wah!! ahahah)
yg laen?
ntah?cikgu xkasi pn( cikgu xkasi ke ko men2 dlm klas)
acu,ok la eh abg nk g tgk 'Tom Tom Bak' la..bye cu (kurang asam tol dak ni)
weh abg,pggl mama..

~kene 2 jahitan ha kat muke,yg dr cucuk besi 2 bius rupe2ny..hahaha
~cmne nk jd hensem cm acu ni,da beparut...hahahah

amek ko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bodo la report FYP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no wonder 'maniam'

kol4 aku da terjage,igt kan dpt lg mimpi psl MNA cm ptg td tp malang ny tidak!!!! hahaha ko ni kuat berangan la cheng...td cont lyn cite bedtime stories yg aku terlelap sambil2 kunyah roti ngn "KAYA SERI MADU" then aku ngn boboy(cat kecik 2) yg xtdo lg ni usha2 la pic promnite aritu..boboy ni lak dok gigit2 aku,aku gigit ko blk kang.. xD..tgk2 pic aku ngn date aku tetibe rase bersalah muncul...aku yg seperti biasa selekeh n x pndai bergaye plus x pndi nk posing pairing dgn most beatiful girl that nite...haiz..mental down aku..kesian aku kat date aku,mst die pasrah jd date aku...dlm pic 2 la aku sedar n megerti kenapa kecik2 dlu,sedare2 n family aku ppgl aku maniam T_T..jelas ketara n nyata betapa hitam ny aku ni ble dok sblh2 date aku da cm taik cicak aku tgk...putih ny la hai ko ni...mlm 2 kasi die rose,1 umh kasi date diorg rose..badget romeo,gentlemen konon podah!!!...hahaha...malu2 gk la aku mse mule2 nk bg rose 2 mne penah aku kasi kat girl b4,1st ime ni..haha..

overall dinner mlm 2 best tp ade few unfortunate event terjadi:


guitar

• gitar yg ko men sux cheng,xdgr ape2 pn..hahah tp mule2 2 ok kot aku rse then msk lagu 2nd out terus..lgsg xkene da,parah2..lgpn ni performance 1st ak in public,slalu aku men kat wak je..saje kasi die jem..hahaha

helpers

• pastu time mkn,ade 2 org helpers dtg kat table aku tny name date aku..pastu tny aku lak,aku pn jwb la "ariff" then diorg tny lg skali "muhammad ariff" aku ckp..pastu diorg gelak2 blah dr c2,aku jem apsl minah ni..aku melayu la,date je chinese..ape da..

mlm 2 syok,gelak2 borak2,amek2 gmbr yg ble ade gmbr aku dlm 2 trs jd xsmart,men gitar cm haram..mmg bes nite ever la..hahaha..borak2 ngn date aku yg aku jarang gle ckp ngn die,walaupn dr matrix dlu da perasan die ni..


lesson from promnite;

guitar

• practice more b4 any performance or u will sux on stage..hahaha

chinese cuisine

• according to my date, a gentlemen will serve food for the whole table tp aku rse die da lapar then tgk la aku x serve2 die lg,2 yg kuar ayat cmtu..hahaha..kidding xD

chopstick by my date

• buat klas chopstick plak,i la plg teruk xleh nk amek ape2 pn..haha tp bkn slah aku salah date aku yg xreti ajar,aku tgk die pn cm xreti gk je...hahahaha
  

gentlemen

• bagi rose,bukak napkin,serve dinner(amek byk2 die xsuruh aku amek kn lg xD) ,try to be charming uweek!!!!!!! syok experience ni, konsep bgs good job pikolo...hahaha

later that nite MNA say sumthing, this time it isn't a dream ok..jeng..jeng...jeng...hahaha

"

as the conclusion, as far as i kn luckily no one lose their virginity that nite better luck next time guys..hahaha kidding...is a prom,it usually it happened rite?lolx

Ain' t this the best thing ever happened to me

Td time lunch de org ajk g 'anjung keli'(tmpt paling puas hati mkn kat perlis,slps peladang xD), so aku pn layan je sbb 'my newest addiction' ade lolx. so aku kene drive cm bese walaupun kete org laen. sampai 'anjung keli' cm bese la tgh kebulur ni direct g amek nasi utk aku n MNA, utk lg 2 ekor 2 g mati la korg g amek sndr lolx..pastu amek lauk same2,tny u xmkn ni ke?u xmkn 2 ke? best2 rase cm xde org laen da dlm dunia ni,aku ngn MNA je..hahaha..time mkn aku tgk je MNA (she's perfect,im melting hahaha) sambil borak2 plus aku dok berangan je cmne la rupe anak aku ngn MNA nnt(jauh gle aku otak aku pegi wahahahaha). da kenyang diorg ajk gerak ke destinasi seterusnye,aku drive je mengikut arahan bos2 aku ni.dlm kete,the last thing in this world that i expected to happened just happened to me..MNA dok blkg driver sit n aku tgh drive..tetibe dr tepi side tingkap 2 die hulur kepala kat sblh telinga aku,aku terkejut..ish kenape ni then MNA pggl aku "cheng!!" aku pn nyaut la..then suddenly she throw a kiss kat pipi aku n kata " i like u ". aku pandang MNA padehal tgh drive ni cmne tah leh xaccident, luck kot hahaha.. aku cm terpinga2 xtau nk respon ape sbb aku da lme gle tgu MNA nk ckp sumthing cmtu..then dpt la sebijik kiss kat pipi,nikmat die berlipat2 kali ganda drpd sebatang rokok dunhill lps mkn nasi..hahahah pastu aku xpndang dpn da nk, direct smooching ngn MNA..die pny lips!!! aint like any other girls that i've taste b4 hahaha...sempat lg 2 tgh2 drive,aku pn da pelik da..da smpi destinasi yg d tuju,kteorg pn trn kete..lps aku kunci pintu die direct g kat aku peluk tgn aku pastu sandar kepale kat bahu aku..mase 2 la aku rse hidup aku ni bererti wakakaka poyo ayat..Tetibe ade org panggil aku "Cheng!!! Cheng!!! ko nk g x????"...cm suara hadi aku ckp...xlame 2 aku dgr plak "wak pegi weh, ko nk g x????" cm suare bear plak...pastu die jerit kempen FAMA!!!!!kempen FAMA!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!! aku ckp bodo ny gemok due ekor..pastu baru aku sedar aku ats katil terbaring...wakakaka fuck hadi bear kaco mimpi indah aku,bru nk tgk mimpi 2 melarat smpi mne...hehehe...siap mimpi2 MNA ha gilo2,ape la aku ni...real life kompem x dpt da nk cmtu,dlm mimpi pn jadi la..FUCK hadi bear!!!!!!!!! kaco idup aku pehal... @@

@@ tension2 wat2 report2 @@

tgh2 tension ni syok post bnd2 ngarut...hehe..td men game ha amek ko report xsiap2 lg..
xtdo lg ni da kul7,jap lg tarqi ajk g men beach soccer plak xtau nk g ke x..kompem lelap aku dlm 2 kang,rse cm xmo g je tp xpenah men beach soccer..

mai sengal die lak seronok lbey,jem lak aku..haha..SA ku ko nk hadiah ape??xreti tul la nk beli kn ape,kat mak aku pn last aku beli present darjah 4 kot..befday shida aritu aku wish je,xbeli pape pn jauh lg pn cmne nk anta(saving2 da ujung sem ni)..hehe..lgpn mst da byk die dpt 2,xkn dirasai la ketiadaan preesent dr aku..hahaha..(ok blk kat SA td,jauh da lari ni)bg thong kang,pastu suruh pki send pic kat aku,ok x?..hahaha...kidding weh,mati aku nnt ni...hahaha

skrg aku dok lyn ryan leslie je,lagu2 cm lyn..
feat fabulous lak 2 mmg style..haha

weh!!!! ROKOK ABES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
milo akan jd mangsa...hahaha
mne leh wat keje xde rokok..
da2 nk wat report lak..

XIEXIE lolX